Chapter 1.1: The Nature of Engagement

I’m convinced that at least five accounts will acknowledge this article—though “convinced” may be too strong, I’d estimate an 80% probability. The issue lies with the audience; too often, individuals seem robotic, merely reacting without thought. It’s akin to burglarizing a home while leaving behind a calling card, hoping to be caught.

While my analogy may not be perfect, I’m content with it, as I’m writing with bots in mind rather than thoughtful readers. I once clapped for a piece before reading it fully, mistakenly believing it was clever or sarcastic.

If you did clap without reading, I appreciate the support, but please leave a comment so I can remove your name from my list. Imagine if I had hidden a secret phrase in the text suggesting that pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza—then everyone would associate you with that absurd claim.

Chapter 1.2: The Question of Authenticity

If you're interested in the findings from this and other top-secret experiments I’m currently conducting, consider following my work. Should you suspect an account is AI-generated, feel free to name it in the comments, but tread carefully—some may not be what they appear and could turn out to be more than just bots.